harvey stilts and his friends, Luhan spins around in his computer chair lazily...

Luhan spins around in his computer chair lazily and stops only to admire his brand new U-Know Yunho shirt for the fifth time in the last five minutes. He stares at the open word document on the laptop in front of him. He’s working very hard on the sequel to his last wildly popular Neon Genesis Evangelion Fanfiction, “You Got The Wrong Number (So Don’t Call Me No More)” which received rave reviews from fellow Kaworu/Shinji shippers. 

He sees that he has received a private message on his fanfiction.net account, from AsukaLover2000 which reads 

:O HOW DARE YOU!!!!!! ASUKA AND SHINJI ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER! KAWORU AND SHINJI IS YAOI AND THEREFOR DISGUSTING. U are a horribkle human being and i’m REPORTING YOUR FANFICTION!!! SEE YOU IN HELL, FUJOSHI SCUM!!!!!!

Shocked and hurt by the cruel words, Luhan strokes the beautiful face of Yunho which rests peacefully on his chest. “It’s canon,” he whispers, “it’s canon, hyung. You told me so. You ship it. Kaworu/Shinji. Why is this person denying me? I am preaching your words, Yunho, I’m doing this for you. It’s all for you. I sold my soul to the anime devil for you.”

And the fabric on his shirt rustled gently as a voice spoke, “U-know that you are righteous. U-know that you are just. U-know that your OTP is canon. Go forth my child.” 

And Luhan obeys.

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